the end of civilization is marked by the end of civility

do us all a favor and shower occasionally, slap on some pit-stick or something while you're at it so that while we are forced to stand in line beside you we aren't throwing up into our mouth a little.

we all know you have your own super hip lingo, but "please" and "thank you" are words in our regular lexicon that are still being used.... apparently just not by you.

i know it's hard to believe that the countless numbers of seats in the theatre, arena, etc. aren't there just for your personal usage, but do try to remember that occasionally other event attendees may like to sit with those they came with, and move over.